Brilliant Bill

Cheerleader: You know what Bill, I’m sorry. Bill: Don’t worry. (pause) You only have 3 minutes and 26 seconds (pause) left in heaven. -Another Scene- Bill: What’s it like being pretty? Cheerleader: I don’t know. Like… this is the only way I’ve ever looked. Bill: I think people treat you nicer when you’re pretty. Cheerleader: […]